Why Yesterday Was Terrible

     I missed Mary.
     I didn't use the internet yesterday, and it was awful.  It turns out, I love the internet.  I've heard a lot of people make cases for how technology and the internet is ruining society, but to them I say "what?  I wasn't listening to you, the internet is shiny."  But for serious, I say "Peshaw.  The internet is great."  Mary is on the internet.